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  • Ambassadors of Team White: A Response to Rashard Mendenhall’s Tweet.

    Ambassadors of Team White: A Response to Rashard Mendenhall’s Tweet.

    Rashard Mendenhall’s tweet went viral yesterday, stating, “I’m sick of average white guys commenting on football. Y’all aren’t even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an All-Black vs. All-White bowl, so these individuals can stop trying to teach me who’s good at football? I’m better than your GOAT.” In response,…

  • 99 Shooters and the Detroit Pistons

    99 Shooters and the Detroit Pistons

    The most depressing team in the NBA is the Detroit Pistons. They have a lackluster, unathletic first overall pick in Cade Cunningham. Their best player is a 35-year-old white guy from Bosnia and Herzegovina, a place I’m just learning exists, and they paid $80 million to their coach to start out 2-18. The 99 shooters,…

  • Tom Gores Sucks

    Tom Gores Sucks

    If you’re not familiar with this character, let me introduce you to the ever-charming Tom Gores, the owner of the Detroit Pistons since 2011. Before I unleash my criticism on this 5’3, coked out, man-child, here’s a gem from a recent conference call where he GASLIGHT Detroit Fans about his ownership tenure: “They can blabber…

  • What Songs NFL Quarterbacks Played After Their Week 15 Games.

    What Songs NFL Quarterbacks Played After Their Week 15 Games.

    After the Falcons’ humiliating loss to the Carolina Panthers, a gentle rain drizzle tapped against the windows of the airplane. Desmond rested his head on the pillow, drowning in the melancholy of the moment. The haunting melody of Lincoln Park’s song “Numb” played softly, and he mouthed the lyrics for Coach Arthur Smith, “Because everything…

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